Hannibal Reloaded..

It's been more than a year since I last feasted on your braincells (for the intelligent people who read my Blog,and the Dumb ones,who actually understand it) ...I've now decided to stop dieting,and get back to what I actually like doing..
Ruthless Blogging !! Muahaha !! It's a great feeling,you know,to possess Superpowers..
making people afraid of yourself,People dreading you,People wanting to kill you,
People wasting their time to make you eat up their grey matter..
It actually feels like a privilege to be able to beat the league of some nice Villainous kids..to have greater powers than those evil kids from superhero stories...



being a Cannibal with powers to finish you off mentally,rather than physically..
cuz i don't really know if you fingers taste like chicken,and no,i do not need volunteers,Thank you.
(for the perverts who think the "Finishing you off" was meant in THAT way...no,I did not mean THAT..
though I like the way you're thinking :P )
There's so much I want to write about...so many things going inside my head,which I soooo badly wanna write about..like the generation of "wannabe kids" ... like my brother's friends,who just entered my room..but I'll actually write a complete post on this one..and how I'm trying to memorize phone numbers..ok ya,I'll write this one as an advisory to all Boys..
31st May 2009.After being bestest buddies for over 2 years,and being in a super happy relationship for almost 5 months,my girlfriend and I had our first Fight..
(which luckily got sorted in a couple of hours...n Love u Pia!) because...I did not remember her phone number.I know,in this age where your mobile phones also have a super micro chip made out of electrically charged titanium,with the electric charge possessing powers which actually the posterior grey part of your brain does,you can easily save contacts to your Contact-list.
But guys,DO Remember your girlfriend's cell number,always!Your relationship will get back to normal..but for the rest of your lives,what's gonna haunt you is
"You didn't even remember my phone number! I'm sure you'll forget me too.."

I guess I need to stop,cuz I need to go get ready for basketball..
my friend Kandy has been calling me up continuously since the past 10 minutes,and I can't concentrate anymore on writing...though I actually don't,even without anyone calling me..but still,I need to split here..

Ok,and did I mention Kandy's name here ?
Kandy has been my friend since around 3-4 years,and we've met almost every evening for basketball..for 3 years,I've called him Kandy.Kandy is a boy,by the way,
and not a pornstar.Though I know Kandy is quite a porn-star-ish name...but no.
Today afternoon,with focus to the fact..."after 3 years"...I came to know his actual name isn't so porn-star-ish.Kandy is actually a shorter name for..
"Pilavullakandi Thekkaparambil Chinnaih Pillai Ganesan."

Trust me,having a friend with a pornstar name is better.
Thats like..53 characters in his name !!!!!
If I ever had to write an essay in school,on a friend...I guess it would be on Kandy.All I'll do is write his name..and that will take care of the word limit,I guess..

So ya,I'm now seriously ending this here...with satisfaction of thoroughly enjoying my starters..relishing most of the cells of your frontal cerebral lobes..
I'll sign off..and DO comment,thankyou,that's an option you'll find below this post..
It's for a social cause..
for every 4 comments I get,the Super-Villian community gives me a star,and all I need is 200 stars to have a movie based on my life
"D.Hannibal...Braincell Cannibal"
(Shoo..!! I'm obsessed with braincells :P .. enough of that)