Biking Experiences...More of 'em....Which never actually happened !!

WARNING:THIS POST IS NOT MINE.IT'S DEVARTH'S.HE WANTED TO CONTRIBUTE STUFF TO MA BLOG SO HE WAS DICTATING AND I WAS TYPING.
CONTENTS ARE PURELY FICTIOUS,BUT RESEMBLANCE TO OTHER PEOPLE,LIVING AND DEAD IS INTENDED.!!

First of all.....
This Post is all thanxx bunch of ideas given by Devarth...So read Dev goin' Creative..

This was when Devarth nd I.... were tryin out our bikin' speed on the Mumbai-Pune expressway....
Then John Abraham overtook us....speeding his Hayabusa Gsx 1300.....

I GOT FURIOUS.... hell !!.... how can a dude overtake Divij ????..

So i started on chasin' him....
Devarth bent down.... and at 270 kmph picked up a stone from the road and hit it at John... which hit him on his AGV helmet...shattering it to pieces....
He turned around....and banged into a cyclist......who was Bipasha Basu's brother....Broke his leg...
The rest is history....

We overtook him and won..... Thats why he cooked up a story to save himself from embarresment of losin'....!!
This is called...EXTREME BIKIN' !!

10 minutes laterrrrr..... we crossed Hrithik Roshan....ridin' a Gixxer...shootin' for Dhoom 2.....we sped past him , n Devarth ne uske head pe ek thapad maara...SLAM !!....nd the poor guy lost his hair...
Thats y he wears the curly hair wala wig....
He tried to chase us.... But the poor chap unfortunately didnt get close to us...but there was a crossing in front...nd the frigginn train was passin' at that time...
I switched on the Nitrox Cyllinders...nd tried to jump from above the train...but slammed into it...and tore the train apart...we luckily got to the other side unhurt and the bike goin' perfectly well...


Cuz of the 30 second nitrox effect...we were at a stupefyin' speed...
just then we saw Abhishek nd Ash cruisin in front of us in his new bentley...
(very strong bodied bentley)..
..Abhishek was drivin' with Ash next to him....

We were staring at Ash and....duh....slammed into the car...
in the mid portion of the car....
Abhishek went on one side...and Ash took half of the car wid her to the other side...
We still....were unhurt and the bike perfectly alryt....We then had ice cream nd went home...


WE APOLOGISE PUBLICLY TO ALL THE PEOPLE FOR LOSS(ES) TO PROPERTY...(AND PHYSICAL APPEARENCES..)