4 dayzz...7 mis-haps...

Now...(ha..dont expect sumthin very excitin' just cuz I'm startin it wid "Now")..this post too,like the prev one....and the onez before that...actually like all the posts on this blog....is bein' written juz for the sake of writing...
I can't really live widout writing stuff...thats one way I spread my perpetual insanity all around..

This onez about 4 consecutive dayz..actually...nights....at the parties...
(Iti not bein in Delhi...she waznt there !! (( for the onez who r thinkin it was partyin wid her..!)))
4 nite-outs of diet pepsi for me , and screw-drivers for ma frnz..(hehe)..
4 nite-outs of dancing like maddd..
4 nite outs of meeting new ppl...(i mean the chics)...
4 nite-outs of bein wid frnzz..
4 nite-outs of real psychedelic
4 nite-outs of hittin' on 7 pataka babez...
nd 7 unfortunate meetingz...(sob sob...)..One is incumplete..hope it works...pray for me guyzz... !!

Accordin' to meee...it was a disaster...I've realised that
disaster iz the only one who luvvzz me..and follows me wherever I go...
singin out...U and I...in this beautiful world..green grass blue sky...
duh...who cares about the green grass...the gal in that green top waz better...and yea...the second one who waz high on grass...who thinkz of the blue sky...I better give thought to the gal in the short blue denim skirt...
Beautiful world...i kno u guessed it...now which dumb retard wud think i wud look at the beautiful world when ther r sooo many more beautiful "Patakas" to watch...

So these are the experiences...
First was this real babe...dusky and hot...
I began talkin' to her usin references nd stuff...den she was like..
"oh !! U're Divij....I hav heard of U...Ure sucha Bratt...
Tanya wz talkin bout u the other day nd I was thinkin..What a spoily bratty kidd..!!"
Now...that did hurt...Me ?? Bratty ??
I kept on arguing for an hour...usin all ma dialogue power acquired from 17 years of movie watching , reading...and learnin it all up..and sum which came from experience...and sum which were instantaneous...
I kept on tokkin tokkin and tokkin...then after 35 minz of mah talkin continously and she smilin at it...she said her dialogue..."B**N C**D ab chup kar jaa...theek hai tu jeet gaya..par ab moo mat kholna apna"....

I walked away...sad and disappointed...nd just then a gal stadin behind said "Hey Divij..."...I was like.."hello...do i know u ??"...oh yea...we hav talkd so much on orkut..i hav the screen name 'purple haze'...Ooohh yea...I knew her...I had flirted around wid her soooo much....she knows me..and wz sure she duzzan think I am Bratty..!!
I toked for 2 minz..till I said sumthin...and she laughed....
uuurrrggghhh...
she laughed like a hyena...loud , and followed by grunting...
which wz sucha turn off..and to top that...the round of drooling...eeeeewwwwww.....
i told her I'll catch up wid her in 5 minzz..and walked off...
Wz wid ma frnz afta that...nd danced the nite away makin sure not bumpin into her again..and deleted her frm ma frnz list as soon as I logged in the next day..

The third...a really cute kinduva gal...
I was just sittin and lookin' at ppl wen a she came and sat next ta me...
I smiled...and so did she...so we began a casual talk...
She was cool...talked sensible stuff nd dats wat I liked...
Cute..Brainy...Sounded mature...purrrfect..
I kept on talkin to her..den danced wid her...dn she went ta hav a drink..nd askd me to sit wid her...I went and sat nd tokked for sum more time...den I asked her wat standard was she in...(bein a frnd'z party...I thot she wud be in his class or sumthin...)....
She laughed and said she was doin her interior decoratin thing...was 25 years old...

Mannn...beat that...I was tryin to hit on a gal whoze 25 yearz old...(looks like 17 though)...and hs spent 3 hours wid a 17 year ol' kid....now that's weird..!!...
I got up nd told her I had to go to ma frnzz...and left sayin "Nice talkin to u, aunty !!"...

The fourth...was sittin alone cuz she had a fite wid her boyfrnd...
so I thot it was betta to leave her alone..
den i thot...a heatr-broken gal iz easier to talk to....sum dialogues...a shoulder to cry on...make her feel special...dats it !! easy..!!
So I just began tokkin wen her boyfrnd came...a huge 6 foot 4 inch monster...who smacked me..i went flyin..
The gal saw what he did..nd realized dat he still di lurvv her a lott nd hugged him as if He saved her from an alien attack or from a person who was forcin her to eat brocolli...
wateva...the gal was happy no...that made me happy...
(See...I ain't that bad a guy)...

Fifth...was a gal who actually hit on me..(i swear...thats true..)...
But all she talked of was studies...and computers...and economixx...and the latest business news stuff...All those who know me well wud hav guessed by now at what speed I ran off from there...

The sixth was a gal who wasn't interested in dating anyone....
I said I wasn't in for Dating...nd we started arguin which ultimately ended in a fite...

The last was Gulneet..a frnd'z cuzin...
We had chatted b4 , but I had neva met her...
wen I heard her name..I thot she wud be an aunty kinduva person...
wen I saw her...I was in a different world...
Psychedelic duz dat to me too...but dis was not cuz of the music..
nd waznt drunk...so i knew it was becozz of her..
I cuddan stop starin...mustav looked so dumb..but..wateva !!
She was a real real hottie...but for the name...ok...but thats fynn..
Yea...so we talked on for sum tym,nd I realized she was badly drunk...
She saved her numba in ma phone nd askd me to save mine in herzz...
and I hav been tryin callin her all sunday...she didn't pik up the phone...
i startd thinkn she took ma number to put it on the
"DO NOT ANSWER" list...
But den..monday mornin I get 9 missed calls frm her between 3.30 and 4.43 A.M....
weirdoooo....
I calld up agenn...but switched off...
Wateva...She's one nite creature...nd I wunda how she manages skool nd partyin..!!

I gotta go and try callin her up agenn..so buzz off..the story endz !!