Studiez.....Perpetual Confusion...!!

This Blog Post......is being written...just for the sake of writing !!
By the way,I just noticed that starting a post with "This blog post" gives the reader an uneasy feeling , as if the next words are half expected to be " is my last, so goodbye to Moo (my dear pet cow) (sniff)" , or something along the lines of "is my last, for I have found Light in Auroville ". Well, the masochistic reader neednt be scared. I have every intention of continuing with my bombardments.

Anyway, this blog post has nothing to do with Shallow incoherent wordplays. Ahem . Did anyone dare to suggest that? It doesnt even have anything to do with the shallowness (and the depth thereof ) of our everyday lives and our day to day existence. I can imagine you getting to the very edges of your seats at this very moment. In fact, I am not at all writing about shallownewss, so you can get back into your seats.....

....Man....I m wastin' mah time thinkin' of what to write...
Instead of doin' mah Psychology Project..!!
10 dayz left for vacationz to end...nd I don evenn know what mah holiday homework izz...13 dayzz left for mah examzz....I don even know whatzz the course included..!!

This happens with a lot of...no ....sum of....actually....very few kidzz....
I wanna study...But....Damn...Studiez ?? I got better thingzz to do...
Like watchin Television...nea....not reely...chekin out sum flicks...playin' Snookers....
Goin' out for sum Bird-watchin....uuhh...no...itz too damn hot to be outdoors...
Then there r a lotta video gamez to be played...game records to be set...
Basketball skillz to be improved...but thats in the evenin'....
Then....thoughts of galzz...food...Bikes.... OOhhh yea...i gotta go to get mah bike fixed...
man..I forgot !!....ok...I'll go afta half an hour...
Nd then therez the Psychology project to be dun !!

Divij's grudge wid studiez started as a small little kid...
Its not that I don like studiez....
But ther wer certain thingzz that drew me away....

MATHS - I cuddav been a wonderful student at maths...I love numbersss...I live for numberss...Numbers are sumthin u need all ur life...Ther r so many galzz out there...u gotta take cell numberss.....residence numberss..car numberss...Man....from where did i get to talkin about chics ?? I was talkin about...maths....!!...
Wen I was a 4 year old kid....I once got a terrible flu...due to which i cudnt attend skool for 3 dayzz....
In those 3 dayzz..the rest of the class was taught addition nd subtracton....
I missed that out.....Therefore mah mathematical inabilities...Had i not been sufferin' from flu...I wud have been a Mathematician today !!
(I wanna sur the ruthless inhuman skool guyzz...they cudnt postpone studiez for 3 dayzz ??...a poor kid wz sufferin from flu...nd he continues to suffer till now...!!...u probably understood in WHAT WAY..!! )

INFORMATIX - Computer classes....for those who don't know it !!
Relatives , Lamebrains , Kidz,and people with Heart Problems...Not THAT heart problems...i mean the Medical Heart problemss..!!...Yeaa..those people mentioned above...Puhleez leave readin what lead to mah inabilities in this subject...go on to the next subject..!!..Thankyou !!
We had this wonderful Computer teacher who pronounced disks as dicks... which came to light when he came to teach us all about 'The Wonderful World of Hard Dicks'. Now far be this from the usual smut and flesh shows of the gay porn genre that so so many students are used to, this was a boring old lecture on how hard dicks work, these were the gems uttered:
- "Everyones who has a computer, must be having a hard dicks"
- "Before, Hard dicks were big, now they are small and fit in small space like small areas in laptops (i beg to differ, and how horny do u have to be to put ur weiner in a laptop mannn, seriously!)
- "Hard dicks are usually found one on top of each other" (he's probably talkin about he and his buds get down and dirrrtyyy)
- "Hard dicks have heads between them to take the information on them"
- "Hard dicks are bigger than floppy dicks because they is being hard so more things on them we can do" (Partly true and partly.....Wake up!!)

Now the striking thing is that of the class of 50, only 6 people were laughing...
Dodos !!
And the skool people blamed the students that they didnt perform well at Informatixx..


ENGLISH - English waz mah subject....I luved English cuz this waz the only subject I scored in, widout any efforts...Nd I loved Scoring...Until I Loved the English Teacher...!!
Phew...what a lady !!...Infact...not really a lady... waz quite young...yea maybe...
But whateva.....The way she laughed...spoke...taught..which I hardly concentrated on...The way she Said " DIVIJ...UR WORK IS INCOMPLETE !!...GET OUTA THE CLASS !!"
I fell for the English teacher...nd gradually Fell in English !!

PSYCHOLOGY - I like Psyc...DAMN !! THE PSYCHOLOGY PROJECT !!...its still incumplete...infact...unstarted...K...I'll start workin on it from Tomorrow !!
I thought I had a reaalyy good impression on mah Psychology Sir....
I kinda liked readin bout madmen...people with disorders...S.F.Ms...Now, not many people know what that is...can't write it down...but yea...we do study that too..!!THEN One day mah Psychology Teacher told me that I can be the man behind unfolding a lot of mysteries in the world of Psychology....Every student who studiez psychology readz mah name...They say thank god for Divij..no...Thank Devil for Divij...!!
I was like..."Yea Sir...Divij...behind unfoldin mysteries in the world of psychology....revealin secrets of madmen nd people with all kindza mental disorders..!!..I am ready for this....What all do I need to do ?? "
Sir Replied.."Get urself admitted in any of the good Psychology schools...
Thats it...They'll study U and unfold mysteries !! "
Grrrrr.....I hate Psychology...I hate Studiez bout Madmen !!

ECONOMICS - what they teach us -
study about how to save Money....Save MONEY...SAVE MONEY !!
Then why the heck do people go around Earnin' it ???
Ask ur dad for a 100 bucks bill nd save it for the rest of ur life..!!

study from where does money cum from ??
Dad'z office...ofcourse..!!

study how to earn muney...
Did all those guyz out there study economics ??

study about unlimited wants...
Ha...ask me that...i know it betta....

study bout limited meanz to satisfy the wants..
yea right..1 dad..1 mom....thats it !!

I HATE ECONOMICS...cuz life iz not just about money...
(Therez mastercard too !! )...no , kiddin....
Therz a lot to life other than money....
Galzz...Food...Partiez...Bikes!! ( that remindz me...gotta go to get mah bike repaired...ohk....20 minutes laterr !! )
But all of the above require Money....so yea...Economix is important...
But I'll start studyin Eco from Tomorrow....
No...Tomorrow I have to start mah Psycho Project..!!
So Day after tomorrow...Economixxx !!

Ohk...thats enuf talkin about studiez...
I have got better thingz to do than to think or write about studiez....
Like watchin Television...nea....not reely....chekin out sum flicks...playin' Snookers....
Goin' out for sum Bird-watchin....uuhh...no...itz too damn hot to be outdoors...
Then there r a lotta video gamez to be played...game records to be set...
Basketball skillz to be improved...but thats in the evenin'....
Then....thoughts of galzz...food...Bikes.... OOhhh yea...i gotta go to get mah bike fixed...
man..I forgot !!....ok...I'll go afta half an hour...
Nd then therez the Psychology project to be dun !!