Friday, January 26, 2007

sKoOL

Sum Stuff About Mah New Skool..... I am sure u'll get to know a great deal about it...


THINGZ I LIKE -

1. There iz a really cool girlz skool just adjacent to our skool
2. Our Skool haz a really Huge Canteen....
3. We have a Games Period evreyday..
4. Our Skool haz a computer Lab wid internet connectionz..
5. We have a total of 8 periodz.... 6 periodz are fun n activity.. 2 are studiez..
6. Our Skool iz winning the Rock muzic Competition since the past 25 yearz
7. Our Teacherz are really caring .....
8. Our Principal iz really affectionate..
9. Teacherz never beat any students.... neither does the principal.. nor the disciplinarian....... n no restication either...
10. Our Skool haz sum really pulchritudinous chicks ( the adverb used to describe them is so beautiful , imagine how beautiful wud they be ... ?? )



THINGZ I DON'T LIKE -



1. The wall in between Our Skool n the Galz Skool is too high....
so can't see anyone... ( Thiz is how u feel wen u hv a breezer in hand , but not the opener... !!! )
2. No one can afford anything in the canteen...
3. The only Gamez we can play in skool iz Gulli Danda
4. There is alwayz an electricity cut from 7.30 to 1.30 - So we can't Use the Computer Lab ( n yea.. thats an official cut , by the govt. of India to save electricity )
5. The 6 activity periodz are 5 minutes each.... studyin periodz are 4 hourz each..
6. The only other contesting team is of the neighbourhood shaadi-band wallaz....
7. But our Teacherz care only about Rulez and Discipline..... nothin else !!
8. But that affection ( that our Principal haz ) cumz out only for his Dogz !! ( lucky they...)
9. Instead of Beating or punishment or restication ..... You are just supposed to once Visit...... the Principal'z man-eater hound'z kennel.... !!!
10. All the Beautiful girlz are Lesbianz...... ( damn !! )

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Anonymous said...

Kewl yaar....

Anonymous said...

Yaar tumhare dimaag mei itne innovative thoughts aate kaha se hain... i really donno.... sale kamine skool ki saari pretty ladkiyaan lezbos hai ??? soch lo.... fir tumhe koi nahi milegi...